mardi 19 mars 2013
Brisbane - Can't a man hard at work get some privacy? In a world where everything is posted and spread across the internet in a matter of minutes, no, it's not.
James P. of Brisbane, Australia was well on the way on becoming a Twitter hit when he spotted a man in the office across from his looking at something more titillating than a spreadsheet. He snapped a quick picture, posted it on his Twitter account, and within hours his picture of the anonymous libidinous salaryman had already been retweeted 2,500 times. Although the tweet and a couple of related ones have already been removed, some remain to commemorate this brief internet saga. One said that the man had been "doing it for ages," indicating his consistency in the workplace. At the end of the day, James P. said that the man turned around and saw everyone from the office across was watching him, so they "[gave] him a round of applause" as the man shut his monitor. Perhaps there is a happy ending to this after all.
The manufacturer of Brazil's first 'life-like sex doll' is auctioning off the opportunity to 'deflower' the faux-femme, and bidding has now surpassed $100,000.
Her name is Valentina, and she's being billed as the "first Brazilian Real Doll." She's made by a company called Sexônico, which also sells a Barack Obama sex doll and is hosting the First Annual International Inflatable Doll Show in São Paulo this week. Coinciding with the show is a once-in-a-lifetime chance for one lucky guy (or gal, I suppose) to de-virginize Valentina by being the highest bidder in what's got to be the most unusual auction I've ever seen. In addition to securing the right to make sweet, synthetic love to Valentina, the winner will receive: flights to and from São Paulo, a night's stay in the Presidential Suite at Motel Swing (a 'love motel' in São Paulo), a candlelight champagne dinner, an aromatic rose petal bath, sexy lingerie for Valentina and a digital camera to capture scenes from the erotic encounter to share with friends. So, you're asking yourself, what kind of man would bid for the 'privilege' of being the first to screw an inflatable doll, and how high have the offers gone? Are you sitting down? Well, as of Friday afternoon, a gentleman named Raul Espindola has bid $105,100 for Valentina's maidenhead. This is no joke. Raul is perfectly willing to drop the cost of a new Porsche 911 convertible or a condo in Brazil for a one-night stand with a doll. Valentina's not just any old blow-up doll, mind you. According to Sexônico, she's covered in a life-like 'cyberskin' with joints made of PVC. "She has green eyes, fleshy lips, full breasts and a body that is the envy of every woman," the company promises. Some of you might get the feeling that there's something familiar about this story, and you're right-- with one big difference. A pair of real young Brazilian women have recently made global headlines by auctioning off their virginity. The most famous of the two, 20-year-old Catarina Migliorini, sold hers for $780,000 to a Japanese businessman named Natsu last year, while 18-year-old Rebecca Bernardo claimed she was auctioning hers out of desperation to pay for her mother's medical expenses.
The Guinness Book of World Records officially recognizes the Russian gymnast Tatyana Kozhevnikova, who can lift a 14kg (about 31 pounds) kettleball using the muscles of her vagina, the woman with the world's strongest vagina.
Warning: Graphic content Tatyana Kozhevnikova, 42, from Novosibirsk, Russia, who holds the Guinness World Record for "vagina weightlifting," will demonstrate her unique skills on E4's The Body Shocking Show on 10 p.m. March 14. The video above is a sneak preview. It shows her lifting weights with her genital muscles. Although, Kozhevnikova lifts only 6kg dumbbells in The Body Shocking Show, the Guinness Book of World Records confirms she has lifted a 14kg glassball with her genital muscles, The Huffington Post reports. She will demonstrate on the The Body Shocking Show her technique for lifting heavy weights with her vagina. According to The Sun, speaking through an interpreter to stunned show hosts Jessica-Jane Clement and Pete Firman, she said: "I insert this wooden egg equipment. And then you just tighten your vaginal muscles and hold the egg inside." She then fits the weights to the equipment and lifts them in the air. Kozhevnikova runs an "Intimate Fitness" website where she offers people training in the art she calls "Intimate Gymnastics." She said: "I haven’t just stumbled upon this talent. I had normal vaginal muscles like any other woman but I've achieved it after 20 years of vigorous training." She explains that she began lifting weights with her "intimate muscles" after her first child when she noticed the muscles got weak. In a 2009 interview with The Morning Star, she said: "After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls. I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it into my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!" The Huffington Post reports she said she uses "custom-made vaginal balls" and a variation of weights to strengthen her core muscles. Kozhevnikova's Intimate Fitness website also offers five-day pelvic training exercises for men so they can achieve "ideal buttocks." She also offers training for "perfect abs" which she says children may also benefit from. She explains the practical benefits of vagina muscle training: "It's enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you'll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed." Daily Loaf comments that men will tend to agree that "nothing is more pleasurable than having your [intimate part] crushed by [a] titan force of your partner's intimate lady muscles."
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